How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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