No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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