White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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