Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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