i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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