I think i peed on brittanys purse
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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