love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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