i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I will be naked everywhere
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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