OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Actions speak louder than pants.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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