Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
