It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hope mine doesn't look like that
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
