Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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