im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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