I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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