so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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