This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The feeling are messing with the penis
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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