we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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