all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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