so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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