There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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