Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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