Say something about gay babies.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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