Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
please come you make the beer taste better
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
