The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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