Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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