My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize