so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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