Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She bit a glass in half.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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