I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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