Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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