Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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