i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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