But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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