i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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