I'd wear matching sweaters with you
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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