it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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