office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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