i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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