Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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