it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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