What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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