so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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