it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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