idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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