We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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