the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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