so explain again why im purple
no
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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