So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Even my vagina gasped.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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