The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
only you would photoshop your dick
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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