i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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