dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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