well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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