thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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