You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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