Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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