How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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