I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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