Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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