drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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